normalcon

Man I keep seeing this super sexist douchey asshole stuff reblogged on my dash and it confuses the shit out of me.

I mean, how are these guys not getting that the lady isn’t into them? It’s like they’re completely oblivious that that can even happen, which is weird because I thought it was made quite clear in kindergarten that it’s possible no one will ever like you.

herwhisperisthe-jyp:

i had a dream that i was walking around in a shirt with stalks of corn all over it and somebody was like “wtf are u wearing?” and i said “it’s a crop top” i laughed so hard that i woke up

Writing a first draft and reminding myself that I’m simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.
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I still think fem city elf origins should have been a reversal of male city elf origins. Like, the husbands are kidnapped and you have to go save them. Why didn't that happen

officialchuckpalahniuk:

until you mentioned it i had no idea a city elf MALE origin even existed because i was seriously like

'how are they gonna fit him into a wedding dress'

Yeah the male origin is all the wives get kidnapped and you go on a murder spree to save them which was pretty metal.
God that game was so good

rogue elfffffffffffffffffff jsasfjs I'm playing through for the first time as a rogue city elf girl tHE CITY ELF ORIGIN IS SO MESSED UP WOW
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officialchuckpalahniuk:

DUDE!!! WOW!!! HOLY SHIT NICE BRUH i’m a rogue city elf girl MYSELF so im not saying we are like two halves of the same SOUL and DESTINED to be TOGther and STAB PEOPLE IN THEIR BACKS AHAHHAHA but im also not saying im not saying it because who knows what im saying 80% of the time anyway well not -points to self- this guy

I read this and thought that “city elf girl” origin entailed having to get married to dudes and then a group of asshole ladies come to steal all the dudes away as a reversal of male city elf origins.

On that note I ALSO WENT ROGUE CITY ELF WHAT THE HECK

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.