normalcon

lee-enfeel:

greater-than-the-sword:

only-conservative-here:

lee-enfeel:

"I believe in freedom, but only certain kinds of freedom that I specifically agree with" a collaborative autobiography by conservatives and liberals.

≥implying

And the op is above all this? I bet they don’t believe in the freedom to go and murder random people…

Murdering someone isn’t freedom, it’s denying someone of such.

How can you even consider literally depriving someone of their freedom to be a freedom?

"My freedom extends about as far as my fist does to your face"
-some fuck I can’t remember. 

But seriously how silly is citing “ability to murder” as a freedom even close to being-
I mean I don’t want to be rude, I’m sure you mean well, but literally no one believes you should have the freedom to commit murder. 

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANOUNCEMENT: you are awesome, important, and you deserve the world. I hope you know that.
Anonymous

I never not in a million billion years expected this thank you

dpaf:

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dpaf:

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Nobody loves me and I have no money again: a college tale by me

wendycorduroy:

this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me.  what is the point.  literally what.  there is no set up.  there is no punchline.  he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him on the middle of a fucking island playing a tuba that has never previously been mentioned before he shouts “LOOK, A GIANT TOOTH” i am fucking crying about this goddamn cartoon thiS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS IS A GENIUS SHOW WITH GENIUS WRITING AND BETTER JOKES THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I AM LAUGHING AT THIS 12 YEAR OLD PLAYING A RANDOM FUCKING TUBA WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IM GOING TO SHIT THE

wendycorduroy:

this is the funniest goddamn joke in gravity falls to me.  what is the point.  literally what.  there is no set up.  there is no punchline.  he just says “i found it while i was here… practicing” and the footage cuts to mabel filming him on the middle of a fucking island playing a tuba that has never previously been mentioned before he shouts “LOOK, A GIANT TOOTH” i am fucking crying about this goddamn cartoon thiS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY THIS IS A GENIUS SHOW WITH GENIUS WRITING AND BETTER JOKES THAN ANYTHING ON TV RIGHT NOW AND I AM LAUGHING AT THIS 12 YEAR OLD PLAYING A RANDOM FUCKING TUBA WITH THIS RIDICULOUS FUCKING LOOK ON HIS FACE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IM GOING TO SHIT THE

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

birdasaurus:

Elizabeth Weinberg

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”